The eyesore

By Patrick Ferrari

Full disclosure: I own a ramshackle. But be sure, it is not a new construction.

You know the one about the tree falling in a forest and whether it makes a sound or not? Well, study this one and you’d understand why Kingstown teeters on decrepitude. “Decrepitude” might be a little rich, especially coming from a body who owns a ramshackle. So what?

So then, the thing to study: If a building look ramshackle and the man what could fix ramshackle don’t fix ramshackle because he don’t see ramshackleness, is the building still ramshackle?

One of the richest men in St. Vincent — X far– demolished a 60-plus-year-old ramshackle he bought 26 years ago. Thank Jah for the demolition, you’d say. But wait; it isn’t so sweet.

The Ebenezer Scrooge, richer than anything that Charles Dickens could ever invent by imagination, conserved the shabby rusted out old galvanize from the demolition garbage and used it on a new construction. Oh Gawd, that don’t sound too promising. No, it isn’t. But wait; you ain’t hear nuttin’ yet.

Where mister galvanize was hanging out before Scrooge demolished his 60-plus-year-old ramshackle possession, it, the galvanize, wasn’t troubling a soul. It didn’t ugly up the scenery with its herculean ugliness. That’s because is only from a LIAT, looking down, the eyesore could be spotted. If a tree …

Now, after the demolition, which was a longish time ago, Ebenezer erected a brand new lean-to and used the pieces of misshapen galvanize of unequal lengths to lay cover on his new building. Whereas the galvanize, as I said, wasn’t troubling a soul, hiding up peacefully for 60-plus years, now, the grotesque, misproportioned galvanize is on full display, in your eyehole, in all its ingloriousness. Is the same as if they take the tree from the forest and put it in Kingstown and shove it down for you to hear it make noise.

Another perspective of the eyesore, with the Unity Labour Party’s headquarters in the background.

The proud owner of the ramshackledom, is an entrepreneurial titan, “the premier auto dealership entrepreneur in St. Vincent and the Grenadines, Mr Bertille DaSilva.” The one and only, Silky; Major.

And where exactly is his new entrepreneurial enterprise? Like if you dono; right, plumb, at eye level, at the entrance to capital city. Put we one side because we have become inured to decrepitude. But if you are a tourist coming from our posh international airport, Silky’s Murray’s Road establishment is an aesthetic of despair.

I said that “we have become inured to decrepitude;” but who are the determining “we?”

Silky’s eyesore, the lean to with the misshapen, misproportioned rusted out galvanize, held up by old uneven telephone poles and security lights held in place with pieces of lumber, no doubt picked out from the pile of garbage from the old building, is just across from the de facto government nerve centre: the ULP Headquarters.

That the decrepit eyesore, which is probably illegal, is allowed to exist right across from the ULP Headquarters, the “we” in “we have become inured to decrepitude” speaks for itself. While the buildings create a dichotomy, there is no division or contrast between the mindset of the owners. Conspicuously so.

The entrance to Kingstown.

It is clear to me that when Ralph and other government notables stroll out on their patio and look across the road, none of them see a ramshackledom; they have been conditioned to, and an affinity for, the surroundings of their making. Tell I, if the fixers of ramshackle cyarn see ramshackle, is how ugly places go get spruce up? To wit, they haven’t.

So then: If a building look ramshackle and the people what is to fix ramshackle don’t fix ramshackle because they don’t see ramshackleness, is the building still ramshackle?

Yes Ralph, it is. Yes Julian, it is. Across from you there is a ramshackledom. Even if you do not see it, it is there. All you is the purveyors of ramshackle; giving countenance to it. And Silky is thumbing his nose at all of you.

I choose out Ralph because Ralph is Ralph and with his beguiling charisma can slap his Portugee brother on the back and go, Oh Gawd, Silks, dab a coat of paint on the galvanize, nuh. Even up the edge them, eh? Make it less jarring and ugly. We got tourist coming, you know. And Julian because he is Minister of Works; the man who is to spruce up — or not — rundown buildings.

The centre of Kingstown.

With the new airport and five-star hotels in the works, it would be a smart move for the government to ante up and donate the rich man some paint. And painters. Ay, but that’s a Catch-22 situation because to fix the problem you have to see the problem.

That’s why the Customs building never seen a pressure wash. Ditto the stinking, godawful vegetable market. And its filthy state is the more flagrant because across the way is the pristine Court House. Another glaring dichotomy.

If the tourists from the ships do not head out Windward, they would miss out on the “visionary’s” offerings at Murray’s Road, but they sure as ass are going to get an eyeful of the run down Customs and the dreary vegetable market.

Does Silky’s abomination violate building codes? Codes of good taste? Of aesthetics? What you think Planning would say if I were to lick down my piece then knock up a new ramshackle in its place? Àla Silky. You’d be more righteous than me if you could manage to convince yourself that somebody big is not on the take. I suppose Silky go argue that it is a temporary structure.

The rich man was in his rights to throw out Grass Roots Tennis Club out his place. But for that? We went from seeing youngsters playing tennis to like a public notice heralding: Welcome to Shanty Town.

Finally, make no mistake, the “visionary” and his monstrosity at Murray’s Road are not the problem. They are symptoms of the problem.

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4 replies on “Purveyors of the shanty town mentality”

  1. C. ben-David says:

    Another sparkling gem of writing from the top essayist on this site whose important message will be lost on our people many of whom are just as rusty in appearance and dress as the buildings he describes.

    A comparison is obvious to our closest neighbour, St. Lucia, which, albeit richer, is characterized by people dressed in what looks their Sunday best shopping in Castries — a clean, and well kept city — during mid-week.

    A rusty people living in a rusty “don’t care” country is no foundation for a vibrant tourist economy.

  2. Decrepit is not at all out of place Patrick, for I was mulling over just the very same matter recently while walking past the Parliament building, the Kingstown Police station while having to accompany a friend along the Tokyo Bus stand area adjoining the fish market. And what decrepitude and sore sights for sure.

    Quite apart from the rancid smell in town, and the multitude of grey and brown Rats that scurried past one and into the culverts, the whole town scape is an utter disgrace, and a scandalous insulting ignominy to human habitation.

    Why even the spire to the Police station, together with that entire building generally is in utter disrepair. The same has been so for some time now, speaking volumes about the state of affairs in our town scape. Shrubs could be seen growing out of the roof and flank walls of the Parliament building, while wild Chickens and stray Dogs are making the yard of said building a place of regular habitation.

    But worst is the Tokyo Bus stop and surrounding areas! What shameful neglect! A disgrace if there ever was, the same being overlooked by the Prime Minister’s very Office and the country’s Finance complex.

    I see that you have given us a picture of the Vegetable Market but have you been in it recently? The stench of urine abounds there while the vendors’ lacks electricity and even basic refrigeration is indeed telling but the lurid stench of unclean urinals is the most enduring thing about the place.

    What a country we live in! So far removed from many other parts of the world where dropping litter may well land you in Jail.

  3. WHEN YOU RIGHT YOU ARE RIGHT…..NO ARGUING HERE.
    I would reconstruct Kingstown into government buildings , farmers markets and constructing supplies businesses . Build a New Kingstown with modern buildings , shopping malls, indoor gymnasium and new cruise ship port at Arnose Vale .
    Ben are you willing to be an investor of one of these modern buildings

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